me「I've got my Ph.D. from UTokyo」 alien「You're a fuckin' liar, Jap!」

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alien「because any Japanese university cannot grant you THE Philosophiae Doctor」

me「No no no, you must have a misunderstanding」

alien「Shut up!」

Nothing had I said to him :,-(