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女「男はクズ」男「女はクズ」俺「お前らは棒と穴だろ」男女「!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!」
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- 俺「棒は穴に入れるべきだし、穴は棒を迎え入れるべき。つまりは共存、だろ?」
男女「そ、そのとおりだ・・・・」
俺「資本主義だから勝ち取らないとダメだけど、少なくともいがみ合う必要はないんじゃないか?カウパー垂れ流してぶち込んでろ」
男女「ふぁ!?なんという斬新で聡明な考えだ・・・新境地開拓ッ!こんな思想があるなんて・・・」
俺「ふっ」
男女「貴方のことを何と呼べば?」
俺「そうだな、イッチ、とでもよんでくれ。サー・イッチだ」
男女「サー・イッチ?・・・サー・イッチか!」
俺「YES!サー・イッチ!」
男女「YES!サー・イッチ!」
俺「さあっ!今日も元気に2chライフを満喫するぞ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」
男女「YES!サー・イッチ!」
〜Happy end〜
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- うんこ
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- 男にも棒はある
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- そして男には穴もある
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- ゆえに男が最強
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- 結局穴と棒がある男が勝ちじゃないか
- 7 :歯太郎 ◆5jzngQyBI6 :2015/03/28(土) 17:37:02.131 ID:fb3PdI+H0.net
- 女にはおっぱいがある
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- 人間なんて糞袋
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