Google翻訳力で全レスするぞ.｡.:*☆

1 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 10:51:27.697 ID:RPhu3No00.net

ask me anything!

2 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 10:53:55.896 ID:sZyyKm3A0.net

Why are you living?

3 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 10:55:43.316 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>2
hard to say〜.｡.:*☆
but you know, a beautiful girl like me doesn't even need to try to live, it's more like everyone around me does their best to put their lives on the line for me〜.｡.:*☆

4 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 10:56:53.970 ID:RPhu3No00.net

well well, maybe it's kinda hard for you to understand how my life has been tho .｡.:*☆

5 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 10:58:06.397 ID:EQom4QXO0.net

Speak Japanese when you come to Japan!

6 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 10:58:46.417 ID:XEE+Z2EUa.net

Fack you.

7 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 10:59:19.439 ID:RPhu3No00.net

in terms of life, you don't need any reason to live if you ask me
maybe you could say you are born to die〜, guess that's a pessimistic way of compromise tho〜.｡.:*☆

8 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:01:11.468 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>5
this is a experiment to see if Google translate's translation ability is good enough to express my cuteness and flawlessness to commoners like you〜.｡.:*☆
so no Japanese in here, at least for me〜.｡.:*☆

9 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:04:09.068 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>6
my, my, it's not like I expected anything from you, but this kind of uncivilized manners is way beyond my standards.｡.:*☆
can't stand it really〜

10 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:07:07 ID:RPhu3No00.net

so far so good I guess〜.｡.:*☆
my cuteness ability is shining even in English isn't it?★
after all, my attractiveness ability can't be held back by a mere wall of language or cultures!
nothing less expected of me〜☆彡.。

11 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:09:09 ID:RPhu3No00.net

I'm getting bored now〜★
no question really?
it's not nice of you not making a move on a beautiful girl when she is alone〜•*¨*•.¸¸☆*･ﾟ

12 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:13:02 ID:RPhu3No00.net

well, I'm alone again〜꙳★*ﾟ
maybe my brightness ability is so intense I drove everyone away?
honestly, being this flawless is not that good at times like this....★

13 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:13:34 ID:EQom4QXO0.net

Let's go eat the delicious eel together tonight!
Where do you live?

14 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:17:08.461 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>13
my my〜.｡.:*☆
such short notice and, erm, eel?
do you honestly think someone like me, a beautiful and talented girl would ever go out with you and eat eel?
and asking a stranger where she lives..., guess your manners ability is the lowest of the low〜.｡.:*☆

15 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:18:58 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

my my って何を訳してるの？

16 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:20:17 ID:EQom4QXO0.net

I was the worst man. I'm really sorry.

17 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:20:58 ID:1ZX8AvTQr.net

俺はバカだからなんて書いてあるかわからないのだ…

18 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:22:36 ID:jB7kRTC8d.net

fur seal chinpo~...

19 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:22:36 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>15
guess it's my elegance!
just kidding★☆彡.。
well, maybe Google translate these days can predict what kind of person I am and translate with fitting words?
so it's not like you can get the same sentences even when you have the same sentences translated〜.｡.:*☆
you got it?

20 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:24:13 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>16
well well, don't be like that〜
just picking on you here〜.｡.:*☆
serious guys like you are not popular with girls〜.｡.:*☆

21 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:25:46 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>17
you can use Google translate's translation ability as well〜.｡.:*☆
you know what to do right?
put your Japanese sentences in the box and hit the translate button, there!☆彡.。
happy?.｡.:*☆

22 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:26:45 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>18
excuse me?
my translation ability can't decipher your enigmatic code...
maybe Latin?

23 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:27:39 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

>>19
ok, i got what you wanna say, but...

24 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:29:18 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>23
but what〜?.｡.:*☆
not finishing sentences is one of the worst habits of Japanese people〜☆彡.。
yeah I know I'm not one to talk♪。.:＊・゜♪。.:＊・゜

25 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:35:06 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

but i can't image what "my my" is.

you look like southeast asian chat girl.

26 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:36:18 ID:RPhu3No00.net

my lunch is beef bowl.｡.:*☆
yum☆彡.。yum☆彡.。yum.｡.:*☆
but you better watch your belly!★

27 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:38:12 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

i wanna watch your belly.

28 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:38:54 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>25
what do you even mean by southeast Asian chat girl?
I'm Japanese you dummy.｡.:*☆
your lack of reading comprehension ability is really disturbing me here〜•*¨*•.¸¸☆*･ﾟ

29 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:39:24 ID:9qmwfsLB0.net

Where Are you live？

30 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:42:00 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>27
my my, any point in showing my slick and porcelain belly to you?
it's just gonna be wasted on your dirty desire isn't it?.｡.:*☆

31 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:42:17 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>29
Academy City〜.｡.:*☆

32 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:48:25.020 ID:RPhu3No00.net

I'm bored to death〜.｡.:*☆
anything good to kill time?

33 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:51:02.533 ID:RPhu3No00.net

they're all gone now〜.｡.:*☆

34 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:53:11 ID:RPhu3No00.net

my boredom ability is killing me〜.｡.:*☆☆彡.。

35 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 11:56:47 ID:RPhu3No00.net

can't let my precious thread die like this...☆彡.。

36 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:01:38 ID:RPhu3No00.net

maybe, just maybe, are they all scared to death because of my cuteness and flawlessness ability...?!
it can't be helped considering my brightness ability....｡.:*☆

37 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:11:07.862 ID:jB7kRTC8d.net

>>22
ottosei chinpo~
日本語自動検出じゃなくて英語にすると綺麗に翻訳される

38 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:12:43 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>37
so, why the heck did you post it...?(wrath)

39 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:14:17 ID:jB7kRTC8d.net

>>38
The fur seal is kawaii...

https://i.imgur.com/6QtuP6A.jpg

40 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:14:33 ID:jB7kRTC8d.net

>>39 グロ

41 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:14:43 ID:PPTiTsU30.net

What do you do?

42 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:15:44 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>39
I know the fur seal part, but...
well, forget it

43 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:16:46 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>40
do you even know what you're doing...

>>41
just a middle schooler

44 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:17:19 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>41
I mean, just a middle★schooler〜.｡.:*☆

45 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:20:42 ID:PPTiTsU30.net

I think it is false that you,re cute
girl , isn't it ?

46 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:22:02 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>45
my my, blatantly denying what I'm saying all of a sudden?.｡.:*☆
your lack of courtesy ability is really something〜☆彡.。☆彡.。☆彡.。

47 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:24:45.891 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

>>30
no, no. just for art.
i have no desire.

48 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:26:17.678 ID:PPTiTsU30.net

>>46
huh? shall we start death battle?
You're really iritating me.

49 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:27:26 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>47
of course my belly is something you should call art ability, but that doesn't mean you're qualified to gaze upon it〜.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆

50 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:29:39 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>48
well well, being up against a Lv.5 without knowing it is a criminal leading to your death〜.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆

51 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:36:39.431 ID:PPTiTsU30.net

>>50
oh are you kidding me?

52 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:38:52.197 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>51
I'm dead serious here〜.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆
it's not like I always need "mental out" to get the best of my enemies〜☆彡.。

53 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:43:31 ID:e+DYMwhc0.net

Yes,we can!
But I don't do anything!

54 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:46:03 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>53
what exactly can you do〜?.｡.:*☆

55 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:47:55 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

>>49
no, no.
i have international belly appraiser licence.
i'm sorry to bother you, but could you show me your superlative belly, if you please?

56 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 12:50:19 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>55
if you are truly an appraiser, you should know showing it to anyone would defile the value of my belly〜.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆
thus, you are still not allowed to see it★

57 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:02:29.805 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

ok mademoiselle, i determined the authenticity of it.
please make it a heirloom.

58 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:04:56.148 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>57
to be perfectly hones honest with you, my belly is nothing compared to my cerebral cortex..., a heirloom huh?
I won't pass it down to next generations tho

59 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:22:18.981 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

oh, i was wondering if there is any chance for me to see your cerebral neocortex?
i have world cerebral neocortex appraiser licence.

60 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:23:42.335 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>59
it's hidden deep inside a certain research facility anyone but me has no access to

61 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:26:53.232 ID:RPhu3No00.net

that said, even if you have a chance to see them, you'd just regret
it's not a brain of a human anymore...

62 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:34:44.435 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

wtf!? it stirs up my interest.
slick and porcelain belly is heirloom, but slick and porcelain cerebral neocortex is no use.

63 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:37:02.419 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>62
of course my cerebral cortex is wrinkled like crazy〜.｡.:*☆
after all, my intelligence ability comes from it.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆
well, it's kinda embarrassing to talk about something inside me...

64 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:46:17.471 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

you have the cutest cerebral neocortex i have seen ever.

65 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:48:10.290 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>64
at least it should be the biggest ever seen on this planet〜.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆

66 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:53:41.286 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

oh... you must have the biggest head on this planet...
of course including dolfins and whales...

67 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 13:55:40.154 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>66
well well, my cerebral cortex is partially cut out and cultivated outside my pretty skull, so it sure is the biggest but I still keep my cuteness ability as a girl〜.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆☆彡.。

68 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 14:00:32.117 ID:XsHB78W1a.net

i like your pretty skull.

btw, i must leave.
thank you to talk with me!!
you are the cutest girl in the world!!

69 ：以下、？ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします：2020/02/11(火) 14:18:57 ID:RPhu3No00.net

>>68
see ya.｡.:*☆.｡.:*☆